You are a sloppy klutz, and should eat naught but stale bread, keeping a vacuum cleaner handy for the crumbs.Originally Posted by GepperRankins
Fact.
en(un)lightened
You are a sloppy klutz, and should eat naught but stale bread, keeping a vacuum cleaner handy for the crumbs.
Fact.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Frog Shoulder
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Hit by a bus crossing the road from the calzone shop like.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
spmado
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Twas appendicitis or something. I'd like to think it was teh calzone though, I've seen them pick stuff out of the bin in that kebab shawp and use it in kebabs.
Last edited by Proper Bo; 01-06-2007 at 01:44 AM.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Fat Secret Agent
Excellent return.
Calzone's what
Calzone's Calzones, obviousement.
Me tries to hide that it was a grammar error
Error xɐʇuʎs
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In the middle of eating one right now.
Here's how I eat them:
I take a sharp knife and cut the calzone in two, then I may or may not stuff some more things into it, like bernaise sauce, or sallad, or both.
Then I eat it, one half at a time, all the while sitting up straight and keeping the calzone over my plate, in case it drips.
And I keep a napkin handy, in case I need to reach for something, like my keyboard, or the remote.
It's not complimacated.
I'm even wearing a white shirt, and there's not a stain on it yet
Frog Shoulder
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Calzone eating lessons, what next.In the middle of eating one right now.
Here's how I eat them:
I take a sharp knife and cut the calzone in two, then I may or may not stuff some more things into it, like bernaise sauce, or sallad, or both.
Then I eat it, one half at a time, all the while sitting up straight and keeping the calzone over my plate, in case it drips.
And I keep a napkin handy, in case I need to reach for something, like my keyboard, or the remote.
It's not complimacated.
I'm even wearing a white shirt, and there's not a stain on it yet
This plaice is fan-tastic.
"there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "
Error xɐʇuʎs
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I was thinking I might do a guide on brain surgery for billy, next
we want your oil!
yeah but right. if you're in the middle of it, you haven't started yet
so obviously there wouldn't be a stain on your shirt
spmado
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You cut it in half?
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Error xɐʇuʎs
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Still no stainsyeah but right. if you're in the middle of it, you haven't started yet
so obviously there wouldn't be a stain on your shirt
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