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    Proper Bo's Avatar spmado BT Rep: +2
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    I've never had a parking ticket but I've also never parked my car illegally

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    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    ... I've also never parked my car illegally
    Neither have I.

    It's not illegal if you park on double yellows or leave it in one place for too long, it's only illegal if you fail to pay the fine.

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    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    That was a GREAT use of smilies in your post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kittybewm View Post
    That was a GREAT use of smilies in your post.
    Thanks.

    I always thik underuse is better than overuse where smilies are concerned
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Supermarkets which make customers pay for their parking spaces. wtf?

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    I've never had a parking ticket, in pretty much the same way as I have never had a mobile phone bill.

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    I've never had a parking ticket as well,
    but I have had fines for non payment on council owned car parks.
    The idiosyncratic syntax of riddles interests me

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Proper Bo View Post
    ... I've also never parked my car illegally
    Neither have I.

    It's not illegal if you park on double yellows or leave it in one place for too long, it's only illegal if you fail to pay the fine.

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    Today, Malcolm, I'm going to be as pedantic as fuck
    If we're being pedantic as fuck then I must correct myself as I've parked my car while stoned before

    As long as I've got a face
    You've got a place to sit

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    Quote Originally Posted by petra1210 View Post
    What type of abuse and neglect did these people have to deal with when they were younger,who(no matter how strong the lsd is)would want to grow up to become a traffic warden,the lowest form of ,even worse then the pigs(they dont know any better and to be honest i think the cops in ireland are all cloned in templemore as they are all ignorant splashing culties)but traffic wardens were at some point normal people who during their teenage years while most of us were out doing what needed to be done,these woke up one morning and decided on becoming a complete as a career choice,nice one!Anyway i think they should be all hunted down and burnt at the stake,after being made to plea like you do when you walk out to the car and spot one of these sticking a ticket under your windscreen wiper,you could be jesus christ and these wouldnt give a toss,you'd still get the ticket.

    Note: I got 2 tickets in the past 2weeks!!!
    Jeebus, that post alone was evil to read

    Damn the wardens, tho'.

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