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Thread: Just In: Tom Cruise is Jesus Christ!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman™ View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by zapjb View Post
    Yup. Easier for me to leave the computer.
    Wtf? What does that mean?
    I think he means that it is so slow, that it is not worth it to just sit there surfin' the web. Therefore he walks up and leaves (apparently more frequently than broadband/hi-speed users).

    Frankly, I think he just can't afford it.

    jk...sorta. May the Cruise be with you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hairbautt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman™ View Post

    Wtf? What does that mean?
    I think he means that it is so slow, that it is not worth it to just sit there surfin' the web. Therefore he walks up and leaves (apparently more frequently than broadband/hi-speed users).
    just like jesus, he rises from the dead.

    I actually find that this thread relates very much to Catholic Church loses fight to discriminate
    inrelation to contradiction to real life and belief.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hairbautt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman™ View Post

    Wtf? What does that mean?
    I think he means that it is so slow, that it is not worth it to just sit there surfin' the web. Therefore he walks up and leaves (apparently more frequently than broadband/hi-speed users).
    I hope that's not what he means. That's just dumb.

    He's probably joking about dial-up anyway.

    I've seen DSL in my area for $15 a month. Now if he is penny pinching, I can respect that.

    The internet is not necessary.

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    I'm surprised the media hasn't crucified Tom Cruise over this.
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    Mission Impossible IV: From Cruise to Christ

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    Quote Originally Posted by lynx View Post
    I'm surprised the media hasn't crucified Tom Cruise over this.


    If the do his followers will be able to wear a life size crucifix round their necks.
    The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigboab View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by lynx View Post
    I'm surprised the media hasn't crucified Tom Cruise over this.


    If the do his followers will be able to wear a life size crucifix round their necks.
    Most people don't know TC is like 5'4" short.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    Go on then, prove he isn't
    Can't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zapjb View Post
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    If the do his followers will be able to wear a life size crucifix round their necks.
    Most people don't know TC is like 5'4" short.
    He's 5' 7". Still though, I think I'm an inch or two taller than him.

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