Wen Did U First Start Workin....

[nahan]

Dude I just got back from africa ,Im a slave trader .
And I too make ash trays

[nicholas2]

Human hands?

Never thought of that.

I dunno,

you could get arrested.

I got arrested for hunting bears in my early poaching years.
The license is expensive.
My shinebox didn't cover it.

Then you gotta buy a gun, and ammo, and a knife

[nahan]

You ever skinned a bear ?

[nicholas2]

I cut the paws off,
and then I cut the nose off.

Then i gut out the gallbladder and heart

The carcas is left to rot.....the real money's in making ashtrays

Who eats fucking bear anyway?
I can't sell the shit

[nahan]

What do you do w/ the nose ?

[nicholas2]

I sell it to the chinese

[nahan]

What do they want that crap for ?

[nicholas2]

They eat it man

I get $1000 for a bear heart, $550 for the gallbladder and $250 for the nose

But like I said, the money's in the ashtrays from their paws.

Bear paw ashtrays sell for about $2500-3000 a pop, but gorilla paw ashtrays can fetch up to ten grand easy.

[nahan]

Who eats the nose ? What do they fry it .

[Z]

WHAT THE FUCK???!!! this better be jokes, cuz right now i cant tell