en(un)lightened
Alas, it is with great regret I report I have unaccountably forgotten everything I ever knew about apes, Jane Goodall, the Lake Tanganyika region of East Africa, or nasal penetration (for sexual purposes).Originally posted by Clevertoes@25 June 2003 - 20:39
Yes, j2......this sounds real interesting.....tell us please? LOL!!!
More's the pity!
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Nasal penetration...........apes........East Africa........Jane Goodall......you suppose there is a higher incidence of sinus infection involved?????? LOL!!!
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That would seem a distinct likelihood, yes.Originally posted by Clevertoes@26 June 2003 - 13:06
Nasal penetration...........apes........East Africa........Jane Goodall......you suppose there is a higher incidence of sinus infection involved?????? LOL!!!
The vets are even now devising a test to determine what is snot and what is...not.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Okay...j2......but if it is not snot......what?
en(un)lightened
Why, the other, of course. B)Originally posted by Clevertoes@26 June 2003 - 13:53
Okay...j2......but if it is not snot......what?
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
Uhm....on second thought.....I don't think I really want you to answer that question..... LOL!!! We will just go on thinking if it isn't snot, it must be like nicotine burns from holding the cigarette in your nostrils during sex. I am sure that is how this whole question came up. Someone was having sex, their nose hairs caught on fire, this enlarged their nostrils, and not only that....they didn't get to finish what they started (the sex, not the fire) and so now you have a person with enlarged nostrils that is sex starved..........(was that good or what???) LOL!!!
en(un)lightened
I'm not positive, but I suspect you have captured the essence of the, uh, simian compulsion.Originally posted by Clevertoes@26 June 2003 - 14:07
Uhm....on second thought.....I don't think I really want you to answer that question..... LOL!!! We will just go on thinking if it isn't snot, it must be like nicotine burns from holding the cigarette in your nostrils during sex. I am sure that is how this whole question came up. Someone was having sex, their nose hairs caught on fire, this enlarged their nostrils, and not only that....they didn't get to finish what they started (the sex, not the fire) and so now you have a person with enlarged nostrils that is sex starved..........(was that good or what???) LOL!!!
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
With normal size nostrils, no less. ;-) With only a small amount of snot and no 'what' in them, I will add. ;-)
en(un)lightened
Just so-Originally posted by Clevertoes@27 June 2003 - 09:55
With normal size nostrils, no less. ;-) With only a small amount of snot and no 'what' in them, I will add. ;-)
I commend you, and your powers both deductive and comedic.
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
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Your starved of sex when everytime u see a hot lady, you are allready pokeing them with your erection.
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