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    that's fucking nasty that is, remember a post about that from awhile back

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    Gripper...


    what the fuck is that???

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    Camel spider rape, apparently.

    Quote Originally Posted by wiki wah wah pedia
    it was once rumored among American and coalition military forces stationed there that Solifugae will feed on living human flesh. The story goes that the creature will inject some anaesthetizing venom into the exposed skin of its sleeping victim, then feed voraciously, leaving the victim to awaken with a gaping wound. Solifugae, however, do not produce such an anaesthetic, and they do not attack prey larger than themselves unless threatened. Other stories include tales of them leaping into the air, disemboweling camels, eerie hissing, screaming, and running alongside humvees; all of these tales are false, apparently told to new recruits in order to frighten them, to the amusement of the veterans.
    Also says they can run up to 10 mph

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hume's Razor View Post
    It wants to invade my home.

    So far it's tried to squeeze in through the very tiny ventilation thingie.

    I'm not sure how long it'll be before it figures out it has enough mass to just fly straight through the double glazing.

    Someone send help, please.
    Mimic

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hume's Razor View Post
    Camel spider rape, apparently.

    Quote Originally Posted by wiki wah wah pedia
    it was once rumored among American and coalition military forces stationed there that Solifugae will feed on living human flesh. The story goes that the creature will inject some anaesthetizing venom into the exposed skin of its sleeping victim, then feed voraciously, leaving the victim to awaken with a gaping wound. Solifugae, however, do not produce such an anaesthetic, and they do not attack prey larger than themselves unless threatened. Other stories include tales of them leaping into the air, disemboweling camels, eerie hissing, screaming, and running alongside humvees; all of these tales are false, apparently told to new recruits in order to frighten them, to the amusement of the veterans.
    Also says they can run up to 10 mph
    I saw those in the TV show, Dark Skies and the movies, Invasion: Earth and The Hidden.

    Nothing new.
    Last edited by Busyman™; 03-09-2007 at 12:16 AM.

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    eat it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gripper View Post
    Pah, you need one of these bar stewards.


    omg they are fucking huge

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    Quote Originally Posted by Busyman™ View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Hume's Razor View Post
    Camel spider rape, apparently.



    Also says they can run up to 10 mph
    I saw those in the TV show, Dark Skies and the movies, Invasion: Earth and The Hidden.

    Nothing new.
    Is Camel Spider rape a popular subject for American TV then?

    The writing standards just keep going down

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    There's a fucking huge fly thingie hanging around outside my window



    Pics of it didn't happen.
    That's the way the potato mashes.
    That's the way the pan flashes.
    That's the way the market crashes.
    That's the way the whip lashes.
    That's the way the teeth gnashes.

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