A) cos god doesn't want you ringin his doorbell everytime you feel shitty
Q) why is there no such thing as love?
A) cos god doesn't want you ringin his doorbell everytime you feel shitty
Q) why is there no such thing as love?
A) Then we'd surely need to ring God's doorbell every freakin' day.
Q) Why isn't there a synonym for the word synonym?
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A) coz people like to play football
Q) why don't hair grow on our eyeballs?
A) we got nut sacks and butt cracks.
Q) Why don't the cows rise up and strike us down, if the Hindu's are correct?
coz they moo-ve to slow
why is a ham fisted?
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A) Well it could be spiked, but it would be hell & possibly fatal for whoever was going to kill the pig
Q) Why do people look at the sky when there's f*** all in it compared what's on the ground?
a) cuz its blue
q) why am i so smart?
A. Coz the Sky's BLUE!!! No not blue but BLUE...yup...now you got it!
Q. Why should the rain fall mainly on the Plain in Spain?
& soz its one behind but Z got there first! Damn & weemouse - hope u laugh at the content of this message...coz if u dont well..i will..um...ok so i have to think of a suitable punishment..but i will...Moohaahaaaa (se the evil laugh lessons paid off)
A) ur not ur parents just lied to you alot
B) why is the sky blue?
A. Coz god liked to see how long ppl would think the world was flat for and actually try and sail to the horizon
Q. why do cats pee in boxes but dogs get to use trees and lamp posts?
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