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    Quote Originally Posted by Bo View Post
    mars bar to that man

    I see how this is working!

    I'm gonna book you into a, ahem, dentist, btw.
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    You will still have erections and produce the same amount of fluid when you ejaculate.
    Thank god for that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hairbautt View Post
    You will still have erections and produce the same amount of fluid when you ejaculate.
    Thank god for that.

    It does come out a bit green though.

    Bit like the run-off from mushy peas.
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    I fail to see why we should thank God for it

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    It does come out a bit green though.

    Bit like the run-off from mushy peas.
    Now you're just creeping me out again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hairbautt View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    It does come out a bit green though.

    Bit like the run-off from mushy peas.
    Now you're just creeping me out again.


    G'night!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Get one.

    1. It doesn't hurt that much.
    2. You'l have a few days off work = sympathy card.
    3. It's a very minor operation as opposed to your good lady getting half her insides ripped out, being on HRT for the rest of her life facing an early menopause and brittle bones.
    4. You'll never have to use contraception. Thus negating the effects of the Pill on the Psyche of your woman, or the awkwardness and un-naturalness of the condom, and there will be no surprise sprogs.
    5. Free sex
    6. You'll still be able to ejaculate. It's just not full of wigglers.
    7. The brownie points you'll gain from her indoors are immeasurable.
    8. You can scare people with "when I had my vasectomy" stories.
    9. It's reversible.
    10. Free Sex

    Honestly, I've known people who've had it done and they've said it really doesn't hurt very much and it's well worth it if you don't want kids.
    As above, agreed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hairbautt View Post
    You will still have erections and produce the same amount of fluid when you ejaculate.
    Thank god for that.
    It's still the same ffs, there just aren't any spermatozoa.

    It's not a case of stopping ejaculating (you still talk as much) you just don't mix the wee sperms in.

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    sounds to painful

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    No way... dont get one.

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