If you weren't your nationality...

[jimbo12345]

...which would you be.

I'd be Australian. Nice weather, hot girls, not in striking distance of many countries with weapons-of-mass-destruction. Plus, they're better at sports. I like winning.

Please state your current nationality and your next-prefered.

Cheers.

Export English... living in the most relaxed land in the world NederWietLand ( the Netherlands)

* sport: They are not the best ,we only allow them to win at sports, to help combat their inborn inferiority complex. ( remember they are all exported British Criminals...)

regarding the hot girls..most of them are English import..

The weather..too hot and ask the population of Darwin..what sort of weather they get at times , or Adster about the excessive heat.

Even your nuke theory you can forget...think of the USA... they will reach you even if you decide to be reincarnated as a citizen of Mars...

oh and one more thing..you could become an Australian native (Aborigine)..and eat grubs and be suppressed by the Import Australian, while all you want to do is play your digeridoo.

Fair points. I don't like Australians anyway....smug bastards.

As for the women, i beleive that you can give most ugly girls a decent haircut and a tan and that helps. not the lobster ones.

s for the nukes...that is my master plan. By the time global destruction kicks in, oil will be used up, so USA will need to allocate resorces accordingly. Firing a rocket 1000's of miles to kill a load of bug-eating homosapiens isnt high on the list.

But,if not Aus, then somewhere in Scandanavia...nice tits.

[thewizeard]

Export English... living in the most relaxed land in the world NederWietLand ( the Netherlands)

* sport: They are not the best ,we only allow them to win at sports, to help combat their inborn inferiority complex. ( remember they are all exported British Criminals...)

regarding the hot girls..most of them are English import..

The weather..too hot and ask the population of Darwin..what sort of weather they get at times , or Adster about the excessive heat.

Even your nuke theory you can forget...think of the USA... they will reach you even if you decide to be reincarnated as a citizen of Mars...

oh and one more thing..you could become an Australian native (Aborigine)..and eat grubs and be suppressed by the Import Australian, while all you want to do is play your digeridoo.

Fair points. I don't like Australians anyway....smug bastards.

As for the women, i beleive that you can give most ugly girls a decent haircut and a tan and that helps. not the lobster ones.

s for the nukes...that is my master plan. By the time global destruction kicks in, oil will be used up, so USA will need to allocate resorces accordingly. Firing a rocket 1000's of miles to kill a load of bug-eating homosapiens isnt high on the list.

But,if not Aus, then somewhere in Scandanavia...nice tits.

...Not to speak of the disgusting Australian Beer ..bah Fosters...

I love those Scandanavian Dumb Blondes by the way... a good second choice IMHO

[Barbarossa]

Polynesian

You have obviously been reading Margaret Mead..

Not so much, no.

Who?

I just like the idea of living on an atoll, in the tropics.

[Chip Monk]

I'd be Irish.

They're Scottish with a nicer accent.

[thewizeard]

..and they play better bagpipes and the whiskey....

[SnnY]

If I wasn't my current nationality I would be a stateless person.

Do you see what I did there

[Chip Monk]

If I wasn't my current nationality I would be a stateless person.

Do you see what I did there

Yes, you used flawed logic.

An excellent example may I say.

[Skweeky]

I'm Belgian, living in Scotland and married to a Scot...

This means I'm allowed to have a British passport.

Which means I can use my passport to bully every other nationality on the world


Fact

[JPaul]

Dutch / British dual Nationality ftw.

[SaveFerris]

I'd be Scottish or Czech, I'm not sure which.