Yeah... earlier on I was freezing, but at the same time sweating so badly I had to change duvets
Feeling a little bit better now though
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Yeah... earlier on I was freezing, but at the same time sweating so badly I had to change duvets
Feeling a little bit better now though
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Poor thing! Plenty of fluids and rest for you!
I feel terrible also but it's completely all my own fault. Stupid alcohol.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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I wish I had some Vicks Vaporub..... and some nice hunky guy to rub it on my chest :woot:
Sexpest
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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Kebabs R Us
I took one of my mates to Croy Miner's welfare and we went into the games room. Two pool tables, 3 dart boards, wee bar hatch in the corner type place.Originally Posted by Skweeky
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O many padme hum?
I live in Cumbernauld man, I don't think they've ever heard of Ginseng, in fact, I'd probably get branded a witch and burnt on the woodpile if I went round asking for it
Just ask JP
Me (Shouting) - "Hoi Bridget, gees a pint a heavy" (bitter to English chaps but not really)
Bridget (wee fat woman that runs bar) - "Aye right, whit's yer pal want".
Stephen (a tax dodger) - "A Tequila Sunrise please"
Bridget - "Whit the fuck are you talking about".
She then proceeds to pour two pints of heavy and I give her the requisite 52p
True story (including the 52p)
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I bet she actually said
"aye right, whit's yer pal wanting"
Where is this place, and can I also get two pints of heavy for 52p?
Long live Hissyfit
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Skweeky,I'm glad you put down the needle. I see you're doing better
already. (prolly, how you got teh aids)
Chin up,girl.
Why don't you bake us a cake,after you're done with the dishes?
-bd
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I don't do dishes, that's what my hubbie is for
I also don't know how to bake a cake...
Darth Monk Like.
You can if you have a time machine.
Think it thro', wummin.
You do not need to see my I.D.
Long live Hissyfit
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Heroin makes girls lazy.
Fact.
-bd
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