I bathe everyday or at least have a weedgie/hoor barth if'n must.
Not that it matters to you plebs, cos I could kill you all with my vulcan death grip if'n wanted.
I bathe everyday or at least have a weedgie/hoor barth if'n must.
Not that it matters to you plebs, cos I could kill you all with my vulcan death grip if'n wanted.
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glaswegian showers > *
the manliest way of getting washed. fact.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
If you were a real man you'd already know.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Prob not, It's the jockish way.
Like say, anything North of Brum doesn't wash.
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Glaswegian shower v.
To mask one's odour using deodorant when you don't have time (or just can't be arsed) to have a shower.
not to be confused with a Glaswegian siesta (a night in a police cell).
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
meh...shake, spray, go.
mornings, ftw.
I'd clarify it by asking me best mate, but his head is buried deep in "Hat Full of Sky" and he is making random noises at Big Bro.
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