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I used to be conceited, but not any more! Now I am perfect.
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06-25-2003, 10:18 AM
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06-25-2003, 03:45 PM
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If I lie in bed am I telling the truth?
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06-26-2003, 05:57 PM
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Sometimes I lie awake at night in bed and ask, "Is it all worth it?"And then a voice says, "Who are you talking to?" And another voice says, "You mean: to whom are you talking?"And I say, "No wonder I lie awake at night."
Sometimes I lay awake at night and I ask,"Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take all night."
Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.
just one more....
Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask,"Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" Then a voice comes out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this, but life is a thousand letter essay."
Sorry I lied this is the last one...
I know ther is a lesson to be learned her somewhere, but I don't know what it is.
and fina-lie ...
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Why me?"And the voice says, "Nothing personal your name happened to come up
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One of the main reason that LCD flat screens are still expensive is that scientists have had great difficulty genetically engineering a flat screen lizard that is as easy to breed as the traditional monitor lizards.
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