Smear test cringe

[Mr JP Fugley]

Did the nurse mean it in a
a: sexual manner
b: scientific manner
c: observational manner
d:she was pleased cause it made it easier to insert the probe type of manner
e: other
?

Look,

imagine having a male doctor feeling up your prostate gland and along the way mentioning that his fingers slid in very easily and that he didn't have to use any lube at all.
Would you care what manner it was said in?

Is his finger still in there or are we talking post probe.

I just want to clear that up as exactly the same thing happened to me late on Tuesday afternoon.

[Mr JP Fugley]

Well not exactly the same, it wasn't a doctor.

[Skiz]

I sometimes wonder how you made it to 30

Pretty simple really. Eat, stay outta the weather, get immunized, take anti-biotics when ill, drink plenty of water, etc., etc.

[Skiz]

Did the nurse actually use the term, "wet"?

[Skiz]

The average IQ in Texas is actually considered slightly retarded in the rest of the World.

True Story.

Between you and manker, that one has been used at least a dozen times. You guys need some new material. I bet there are some websites you could scam some lines from.

[Biggles]

Did the nurse mean it in a
a: sexual manner
b: scientific manner
c: observational manner
d:she was pleased cause it made it easier to insert the probe type of manner
e: other
?

Look,

imagine having a male doctor feeling up your prostate gland and along the way mentioning that his fingers slid in very easily and that he didn't have to use any lube at all.
Would you care what manner it was said in?

Yes

If he sounded worried I would be worried if he was pissing himself I would be peeved.

[Mr JP Fugley]

The average IQ in Texas is actually considered slightly retarded in the rest of the World.

True Story.

Between you and manker, that one has been used at least a dozen times. You guys need some new material. I bet there are some websites you could scam some lines from.

It's actually true mate.

I wouldn't suggest that it were true for you, you're a bright lad. However the average IQ in Texas is officially within the range of mild retardation.

[Mr JP Fugley]

When i say bright lad, that's obviously for a Texan like.

[Biggles]

When i say bright lad, that's obviously for a Texan like.

[Skiz]

When i say bright lad, that's obviously for a Texan like.

I actually got a chuckle out of that one.