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    Good man.

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    If that happened to me and it was a butch looking dike saying that to me. I would be creeped out!
    Hell, I would be creeped out no matter who said that. Laying there with your private parts all exposed and then being hit on is wrong in so many ways.
    Your friend could probably get her on sexual harassment and maybe get some money out of this.

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    It would need to be homosexual harassment, Shirley.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr JP Fugley View Post
    It would need to be homosexual harassment, Shirley.
    It sounds like the nurse is a female and a fugly butch at that.
    So I guess it could be a "lesbian butch sexual harassment charge"
    It could still hold up if she was truly offended.
    gag no way was she wet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    My friend had to go get a smear test the other day

    For those of you who aren't familiar of the procedure; it involves a long metal stick with some sort of mini forceps at the end of it so the nurse can scrape tissue out of your uterus or something.

    Anyway, as you can imagine, it's not the nicest position to be in.

    My friend is lying there on the table, and halfway through the procedure, the nurse looks up at her and tells my friend that she's very wet
    Then what happened?

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    Go get a Penthouse Forum if you want the end.


    yo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    My friend had to go get a smear test the other day

    For those of you who aren't familiar of the procedure; it involves a long metal stick with some sort of mini forceps at the end of it so the nurse can scrape tissue out of your uterus or something.

    Anyway, as you can imagine, it's not the nicest position to be in.

    My friend is lying there on the table, and halfway through the procedure, the nurse looks up at her and tells my friend that she's very wet

    And apparenly the nurse looked very butch and scary
    Wow, are they still using that method in Scotchland? Here in the centre of civilisation they have an alternative to the fanny jack.....a little plastic thing that looks like a tampon applicator. They push it in (while talking about the weather) and then press a button and a little brush comes out the end to gently waft at your cervix for a few seconds. Then it retracts, cervical cells attached, and goes into a solution. Job done, pants on, you're out of there.

    Oh, and all nurses look like that, and your friend probably didn't wash right before the smear

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous;[quote



    Oh, and all nurses look like that, and your friend probably didn't wash right before the smear

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    You've got to feel for the nurse.......how would you feel if you went to give someone a smear and the dirty byatch either hadn't washed or was getting off on it?

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    Is that akin to visiting the dentist w/o brushing, prior?


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