Smear test cringe

**Squeamous** · 10-10-2007, 04:06 PM

Yeah, but without the bits of food in it.

**Skiz** · 10-10-2007, 04:10 PM

That makes for a boring visit though, doesn't it?

An one less Lounge thread to boot.

You have to spice things up a bit. Maybe I'll sit in the dentists waiting room next appointment and eat Oreos.

**Skweeky** · 10-10-2007, 06:06 PM

Are you implying that us, Scots, aren't as advanced as you, English?

What's the difference between getting a bit of metal or a bit of plastic shoved up your flange?

There is none

**Skweeky** · 10-10-2007, 06:06 PM

I don't actually know why I decided to start a rant.

I'm not even Scottish

**Mr. Mulder** · 10-10-2007, 06:26 PM

so no pics then?

**killer23** · 10-10-2007, 06:27 PM

Originally Posted by Skweeky

My friend had to go get a smear test the other day

For those of you who aren't familiar of the procedure; it involves a long metal stick with some sort of mini forceps at the end of it so the nurse can scrape tissue out of your uterus or something.

Anyway, as you can imagine, it's not the nicest position to be in.

My friend is lying there on the table, and halfway through the procedure, the nurse looks up at her and tells my friend that she's very wet

And apparenly the nurse looked very butch and scary

its not the nurses fault that your friend is wet, suggests your friends a lesbo, so start worrying about your friend and not the nurse.