IMO, nothing accomplishes the triple play quite like a Whopper.........
1) Big meat, lotsa bread, cheese & fixins....takes care of fillin' the gut.
2) The charred beef gets right to where it's meant to go and stays there----the colon ! Once you hit 40, it's good to be able to tell the doc precisely what the source is of that lump his cold, intruding finger is probing.
3) There's nothing a coronary artery needs more than a double whopper with cheese.....except maybe a large poutine....in order to guarantee you the opportunity to compare all those episodes of E.R. you faithfully watched with the real deal.
Boy, I could go for a nice ripe orange and some multigrain toast right now !
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