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    and on that note.............
    skweeky, keep up the good fight!
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    Originally posted by jonathan_tijuana@17 July 2003 - 15:35
    i have ever seen any girl in this forum is there anyone? B)
    Hi there handsome ! I'm 19, single, blonde, measurements; 38-22-34, I love sports on tv, fetching beers for my guy ( when I have one I mean....giggle, blush ).
    My turn-ons are;
    1) guys who can belch the alphabet and set fire to thier own farts.
    2) fast cars with lots of headroom under the steering wheel ( giggle, blush )
    3) guys who pay attention to my breasts cuz, like....I paid a lot of money for them !

    I hope one day to meet a guy with all the above qualities and support him financially while he takes his time discovering his "inner child".
















    Wha.........?
    Oh....sorry, was I reading Penthouse Forum out loud again ?



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    lol!!! You are amazing, Ma'am.

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    Originally posted by Neverose@17 July 2003 - 18:16
    lol!!! You are amazing, Ma'am.

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    Just don't use those teeth......uhm.....uh................steering wheels, huh?

    I don't know, girls.......bitch brigade, huh? I hope you realize it is not easy being a bitch. lol!!!

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    Not that I am not up to the challenge, mind you. Who do I get to pin to the wall??????

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    Good idea Riddler!

    Hi! I'm 84, with gray hair, been married 6 times, i dont know how much i
    weigh because my scale keeps breaking.

    Attributes:
    -I stay in bed all day b/c i cannot hold the weight of myself up and
    b/c i am extremely lazy!
    -I have a long tube going into my arm which feeds me food.
    -If I get aroused, I will sometimes actually come in contact with
    you! PHYSICALLY (THAT MEANS MY SKIN TOUCHES YOURS&#33
    -I have lots of nasty diseases which we can share!







    LOL

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    Ooooh, baby !

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    Dang, what a wall dodger you are!!!!

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    Originally posted by dlingeverything@17 July 2003 - 20:32

    Hi! I'm 84, with gray hair, been married 6 times, i dont know how much i
    weigh because my scale keeps breaking.

    Attributes:
    -I stay in bed all day b/c i cannot hold the weight of myself up and
    b/c i am extremely lazy!
    -I have a long tube going into my arm which feeds me food.
    -If I get aroused, I will sometimes actually come in contact with
    you! PHYSICALLY (THAT MEANS MY SKIN TOUCHES YOURS&#33
    -I have lots of nasty diseases which we can share!







    LOL

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