Would Love a Pedro Invite!

[Torn]

Here I try to make you look like a hero, and you make everyone think of starving badgers, a squashed kitten, and two slugs in a sweaty hackysack being drug across a keyboard. No wonder your request is goin' nowhere...

But I saved the baby birds!!!!!!!!

[megabyteme]

I was half expecting a, "Badgers?!!! We don't nee no stinking BADGERS..."

At least someone worthy of a Pedros invite would have picked up on that one.



And, thrown in at no additional cost... (From Weird Al's UHF)

[mjmacky]

I was half expecting a, "Badgers?!!! We don't nee no stinking BADGERS..."

Which is in fact a parody of a parody of a film adaptation of a novel!