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    If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her. Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT

    Ummm. So God makes a woman marry her rapist?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her. Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT

    Ummm. So God makes a woman marry her rapist?
    Yeah, but 50 pieces of silver. That's well harsh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Ummm. So God makes a woman marry her rapist?
    The Old Testament wasn't big on "they lived happily ever after".
    Lots of brimstone and begetting though.
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    Deuteronomy 22:23-24

    If within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife.

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    Thanks for proving my point.
    "I am the one who knocks."- Heisenberg

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    "And Adam knew his wife; and she conceived."

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    "And Adam knew his wife again; and she bore a son."

    Hella lot of knowing.

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    Give no woman power over you to trample upon your dignity. (Sirach 9:2)

    God is so sexist
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    Genesis 27:27
    So he went to him and kissed him. When Isaac caught the smell of his clothes, he blessed him and said, "Ah, the smell of my son is like the smell of a field that the LORD has blessed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snee View Post
    "And Adam knew his wife again; and she bore a son."

    Hella lot of knowing.
    "For even though they knew God, they did not honor Him as God or give thanks"

    Typical blokes, like.

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