Ketchup + Spam?

**Rat Faced** · 07-25-2003, 07:13 PM

Originally posted by dr_lollirock@25 July 2003 - 18:50
ah ha! Rat Faced is another user wary of the ketchup.

i think half these people work for heinz here...

Im not wary of the Ketchup.....its a vegetable (US Suprem Court) and is therefore good for you.

It also helps prevent Prostate Cancer.

"Bollocks"nese however, which Ron advocates......looks like a Dog had the runs on your Pasta (and tastes like it)

**dr_lollirock** · 07-25-2003, 07:16 PM

it just amazes me how you are all so much into ketchup.

i personally prefer HP!!

bring on the brown sauce..

'Hmmmmm... Brownnn sauceee...'

any of u have ketchup on your beans?

**tite-wad** · 07-25-2003, 07:19 PM

Originally posted by dr_lollirock@25 July 2003 - 14:16
i personally prefer HP!!

bring on the brown sauce..

Here's another for your ministry Proper Bo!

**Rat Faced** · 07-25-2003, 07:19 PM

Originally posted by dr_lollirock@25 July 2003 - 19:16
it just amazes me how you are all so much into ketchup.

i personally prefer HP!!

bring on the brown sauce..

'Hmmmmm... Brownnn sauceee...'

any of u have ketchup on your beans?

That is a contraversial point.

I say the Brown Sauce (eg HP, Daddies) is a Condiment that is related to Ketchup...however some traitors have announced that they support the "Bollocks"nese camp.

**dr_lollirock** · 07-25-2003, 07:21 PM

hehe u used all big word there and im all confused

**Ron** · 07-25-2003, 07:23 PM

Originally posted by Rat Faced@25 July 2003 - 21:13
Im not wary of the Ketchup.....its a vegetable (US Suprem Court) and is therefore good for you.

It also helps prevent Prostate Cancer.

"Bollocks"nese however, which Ron advocates......looks like a Dog had the runs on your Pasta (and tastes like it)

We al know what kind of ridiculous laws the Supreme Court can pass, so I'm not even going there.
How in hell can you call something made in a factory a vegetable?

It's true that some researchers (sponsored by Heinz, no doubt) say ketchup might prevent prostate cancer. But a far more recent research result (posted by jetje somewhere) revealed that flushing the canals is a much more pleasant way of preventing that. Bolognese increases the libido to do just that. After all, Bolognese is Italian, and we all know those guys are studs.

Finally, what R_F is talking about, is the ENGLISH version of Bolognese and, again, we all know the Brits can't cook if their life depended on it.

**JONNO_CELEBS** · 07-25-2003, 07:25 PM

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! More ketchup

Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Stop it, you're doing my head in with all this ketchup

I must admit, it's a fantastic weapon cos I surrender

Jonno B)

**dr_lollirock** · 07-25-2003, 07:26 PM

hey!!!

im british, and i can cook! italian frickin' horrible, all tastes the bloody same, like sqaushed tomatoes!!

chinese... now that i can eat, and cook too,

british ppl can't cook, we invented shephards pie!