merger alert

[Skweeky]

Of course you do. My bad

[tesco]

i battled long and hard for that burger.

the girl at the shop was all lyke im sorry sir but that amount of meat wont fit in the bun and so then i was all lyke "not with that attitude it won't" and "that's what she said lol" - then she gave in and got her arse back into the kitchen ftw

Did you get your massive cock out and promised her some?

don't be daft, i always walk around with it hanging out.

you're the best