A little religious mania wouldn't go astray either, telling them that the hand of god guided you here to smite this sinner............. your choice of religious paraphenalia too, but the odder the better
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BT Rep: +3
A little religious mania wouldn't go astray either, telling them that the hand of god guided you here to smite this sinner............. your choice of religious paraphenalia too, but the odder the better
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You get interviewed for jury dutyOriginally Posted by Broken
When interviewed make sure you mention, "I can tell if people are guilty just by looking at them".
Poster
BT Rep: +30
look the judge right in the eye and say whoever it is thier guilty and say if they were innocent they wouldn't be here
"and Yes people have put trust in me""and i thank you all"im just a frigen dreamer and im waiting for them to come true ....trust(trst)n. 1. Firm reliance on the integrity, ability, or character of a person or thing.
2. Custody; care.
3. Something committed into the care of another; charge.
4. a. The condition and resulting obligation of having confidence placed in one.
b. One in which confidence is placed.
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Wee Eden, you are the mentalest mental victim that ever got mentalised by a mentalist.
A true pleasure to read.
mostly harmless
The best way of getting out of Jury duty is to shoot the judge
Bit Master
BT Rep: +1
It's also a good way to face your own
I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it. (Terry Prattchet)
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