View Poll Results: how many useless keys do you have on your keychain

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Thread: how many useless keys do you have on your keychain

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    Artemis's Avatar ¿ןɐɯɹou ǝq ʎɥʍ BT Rep: +3
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    Quote Originally Posted by sear View Post
    I have one. They gave it to me when I moved into my flat and I have no idea what it's for. But I keep it because if I don't give it back when I move out they take it out of the bond :\
    Why don't you ask 'they' ?

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    manker's Avatar effendi
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    Wtf's a keychain.

    I know what all my keys are for, only a complete moran would carry a key that had no use.
    Saying that, I do have this 'Hand of Islam' charm thing that my Dad made me put on my keyring when I went on holiday a few years ago. He told me that his Egyptian mates sent a few of them to him because if you're carrying it, terrorists won't kidnap or kill you so long as you show it to them.

    True Story.
    Well, the part about the charm is true, I don't know how much protection it actually offers, like
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Lol. I took care of useless keys a long time ago. Now I just have my car key and my house key.
    Remember bullets always have the right of way.

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    i got about 3 or 4.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Wtf's a keychain.

    I know what all my keys are for, only a complete moran would carry a key that had no use.
    Saying that, I do have this 'Hand of Islam' charm thing that my Dad made me put on my keyring when I went on holiday a few years ago. He told me that his Egyptian mates sent a few of them to him because if you're carrying it, terrorists won't kidnap or kill you so long as you show it to them.

    True Story.
    Well, the part about the charm is true, I don't know how much protection it actually offers, like
    A simple test (involves cash though)
    1. Fly to Lebanon, Iraq or any other middle eastern country currently kidnapping foreigners
    2. put on I luv NY T-Shirt or any other american icon of choice, then proceed to parade up and down
    small back alley suburbs, preferably with a confused look on your face.
    3. When grabbed, tied down, had bag placed over head, assault rifle shoved into the side of your head
    and shoved into van product the charm.

    I would be interested to know the results
    Last edited by Artemis; 02-22-2008 at 10:47 PM.

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    mamacita's Avatar Tarding is bad!! BT Rep: +19BT Rep +19BT Rep +19BT Rep +19
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    Ten too many
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    None, only got two.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Actatoi View Post
    None, only got two.
    Same here.

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