how many useless keys do you have on your keychain

[trevor2000]

none, but too many keychains hanging

[Mr JP Fugley]

Oh god so many but I'm opening three warehouses every morning , have three vehicles ( wife's, mine and daughters ) Whats scary is I know almost what every ones for . I color code them tho so about 20 . I keep my work ones separate to save on the old car ingnition .

Strikes me that none of those are actually useless, Pete.

My favourite bit is when you say that you know what almost all of them are for (badly). As if it's a matter of some pride to you.

[SAM]

1..

[Snee]

I've got a key wot is for the lock for some girl's diary or something, can't remember how I got it, but if I ever figure out whose diary it was, it will be orsum.

[killer578]

is there a useless lock for each of the useless keys?

[Snee]

herbert wants you to add him to the poll.

Bit mental if you ask me, but.

[Barbarossa]

herbert added