Things you do in bed

[Barbarossa]

Back when I was a kid we called them "continental quilts"

Is there a word for them that isn't ghey?

[Mr. Mulder]

cum rag?

[Barbarossa]

But then what would I call the curtains?

[Biggles]

Do people still have those candlewick bed covers?

[manker]

But then what would I call the curtains?

Day-ball defenders.

[manker]

Do people still have those candlewick bed covers?

Yeah, I hear Jonno and Baz used to put them over their heart-shaped, queen-sized bed for special occasions, like when Yogi visited

[kaffeine]

And cawfee presumably.

hell yea!

[Squeamous]

I pretended she'd woke me up when she phoned at 1am but she hadn't, I'd just pressed pause

I can always tell when my OH is lying so whenever I call him when I'm away the first thing I say is 'are you looking at porn on the net? or 'were you just wanking?'.....he always denies it but I know the truth! Bless him.....he could do it while I'm there but he knows I'd demand first refusal on the boner.