Bench is having a baby

[Skweeky]

In his own juice I hope?

[brotherdoobie]

Indeed. I believe he has pissed his pants by now.


-bd

[Skweeky]

I would imagine that happened around the same time as JP started slicing him up.

[brotherdoobie]

Prolly, when JP brought his stone out and started sharpening his knives.


-bd

[Skweeky]

Could have happened to anyone really. I hope he's not too hard on himself.

[brotherdoobie]

Could have happened to anyone really. I hope he's not too hard on himself.

Well, he was born in the inbred section; and they tend to be uptight.
I believe it has to do... with not being breast fed .


-bd

[Skweeky]

You wouldn't want your mother-sister's tit in your mouth either, let's be honest.

[brotherdoobie]

You just gave Mulder another semi. He should be fully erect by now.

-bd

[Skweeky]

I worry about him sometimes. He's younger than me as well. Do you think that counts as grooming?

[brotherdoobie]

I worry about him sometimes. He's younger than me as well. Do you think that counts as grooming?

Yes. However, it's not creepy when a woman grooms a younger man.
It's sexy.

Double standards, ftw!


-bd