Smooth as a baby's botty
Full manly beard (Brian Blessed)
Freakily neat and tidy beard (Noel Edmonds)
Landing strip (Britney's bloke)
Stencilled (Craig Daviiiid)
Full bushy 'tache (General Kitchener)
Mmmmm...stubbly! (all sexy men everywhere)
Goatee... (George Michael)
Oh well I won't spoil it for you then, but it was pretty funny
First two episodes of the new series of Gavin and Stacey were also funny.
Can't remember specifics tho' as I watched them with teh missus when I came in from the pub on Sunday night. Cunted, I was.
Tidy.
Episode 3 was a total lolfest
I prefer a Goatse.
Now go away.
smoothhh
When I was about 18, I electrolysised the fuck out of my face.
Someone had given me an electric shaver for Christmas. It was one of those charge up jobbies.
Not having read the instructions, (I've never read an instruction in my life ((which is why every flatpack I've ever assembled looks like something from the Gaudi museum)) ).
So I had this pretty longish stubble going on and I decided to try and shave with the shaver plugged into the mains. Don't do it, kids. It was painful as fuck.
Now there is about an inch on my left cheek which won't grow any hair whatsoever. So beards aren't really an option for me. I could grow a goatee but they is for fags, like.
A cautionary tale.
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