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Her birthday is coming up, I'm gonna get her souffle serving bowls (whatever they are) and if she doesn't like them, I'll blame the internets and post a thread about how wrong she is.
Btw, a suitcase
That is such a fantastic present for someone you're about to chuck. 'Happy birthday, flowe. Now pack it and fuck off'.
Last edited by manker; 04-02-2008 at 11:18 AM. Reason: gypos
I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -
--Good for them if they survive.
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I did wonder about the subliminal message in a suitcase for a 13 year oldOriginally Posted by manker
Her birthday is coming up, I'm gonna get her souffle serving bowls (whatever they are) and if she doesn't like them, I'll blame the internets and post a thread about wrong she is.
Btw, a suitcase
That is such a fantastic present for someone you're about to chuck. 'Happy birthday, flowe. Now pack it and fuck off'.
Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum
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Tsk. They are serving bowls that can also be used to make souffles in. I wouldn't expect boys to understand.
I did wonder if my parents were hinting with the suitcase. I almost cried with disappointment when I opened it. They even led me downstairs when I awoke, and dead proudly did a sort of 'ta-da!' in the direction of the huuuge wrapped present. Wtf were they thinking?
On the subject of presents for someone you're about to chuck. I got dumped on Valentine's Day once, and before he did it he gave me a teddy with a sad face and a Valentine's card that had a verse inside it about the sands of time washing into the sea
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What a 'tard, he should have done it the day before and saved himself some money.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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He was obviously completely insane
Error xɐʇuʎs
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Nah, that would have been missing out on some possibly epic pwnage.
He fucked that up anyways, though.
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mous think about japan , they would have a whole army of old ladies who just turned to grannies after 14
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Actually you're right. When I think about Japan somehow my troubles don't seem quite so bad anymore.
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Here's the card! I have it in a frame on the wall because I like the picture. I blu-tacked it shut and haven't opened it for 10 years. I'm thinking it might be time to read it again, and then throw it away.....
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