Is It Alright That I Got My Hand Drunk And Took

[brotherdoobie]

Yes but I want my hand to still respect me!
It's not just about the sex!!!!!

Peace brotherdoobie

[chalkmongoose]

Yah, but you have it easy. I walked into a diner and tried to get one of the Waitress's hands involved...

[iamhere]

I always thought masterbation was just a normal part of life. I think wiping my ass after taking a shit is more embarssing then masterbating.

[chalkmongoose]

Originally posted by iamhere@11 August 2003 - 06:12
I always thought masterbation was just a normal part of life. I think wiping my ass after taking a shit is more embarssing then masterbating.

So wiping your rectal area after ejecting fecal matter happens to not be normal then?

[brotherdoobie]

Drunk at 5:00 am and still trying to make up with my hand

Peace brotherdoobie..burp!

[sArA]

As long as you are honest with each hand about your swinging sexual preferences and they accept you for what you are, then there should be no problem.

Reasure each hand that you love them and care for them, and see if they agree to an open relationship, this way you can perhaps involve your feet on occasion!

[brotherdoobie]

Originally posted by sara5564@7 May 2004 - 05:31
As long as you are honest with each hand about your swinging sexual preferences and they accept you for what you are, then there should be no problem.

Reasure each hand that you love them and care for them, and see if they agree to an open relationship, this way you can perhaps involve your feet on occasion!

I'm afraid it's past that now Sara
I should of been honest from the start as you suggested...Where were you when
all of this started?

I could of used your sound advice.

Peace brotherdoobie

[sArA]

I am so sorry that I was not here earlier to help with your problem...

I suggest therefore that you try and bring in a 3rd party to intervene on your behalf... Perhaps someone who has an interest in both hands getting along

I think maybe your dick could help you in this, but remember, he tends not to be too bright and you may need to take his advice with a little caution.




Good luck...

[brotherdoobie]

I think maybe your dick could help you in this, but remember, he tends not to be too bright and you may need to take his advice with a little caution.

You speak words of wisdom Sara.
I love him dearly...Alas he has led me astray on numerous
occasions.

So I will seek as you advised an impartial third party...Who has no
interest what so ever in my sexual encounters (sexual encounters being...masturbation )...My wife.

Peace brotherdoobie