Yo daddy so fat he falls down and bounces higher and higher.
Yo daddy so fat he uses the family pool as his beer cooler.
Yo daddy so fat, when he screws yo momma.. everyone screams "Earthquake!".
Yo daddy so fat he spent 10 years learning the Us American Art of Fart-ination.
Yo daddy so fat he goes to a huge clothes store and says,"Dammit why do u only sell shorts and underwear that look like jeans!!".
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