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For Sale.
Just donate to your local church and they will give you absolution.
DISCLAIMER:
They may spend the money on gold jeebus statues but you can be assured they won't let you go to hell if you pay enough.
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06-10-2008, 01:01 PM
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The Almighty
What if you're a Jew?
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06-10-2008, 01:02 PM
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Then you have more money for a better afterlife.
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06-10-2008, 01:17 PM
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The Almighty
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06-10-2008, 03:26 PM
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Poster
Don't you have to follow a few rules as well?
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06-10-2008, 03:29 PM
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Nope. You can maim rape and kill as long as you can afford to pay off the clergyman.
Forgiveness and all that.
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06-10-2008, 03:32 PM
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The Almighty
Either that or you have an orsum lawyer at your dispense
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06-10-2008, 03:37 PM
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Poster
Nah, you don't have to pay for it, you just say 'forgive me Jeebus for I have sinned!' and he forgives you. And he will forgive you every single time, long after normal people would lose all faith in you .
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06-10-2008, 03:40 PM
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FFS squeamous. If you let that out of the bag the churches won't be able to afford more gold stuff.
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06-10-2008, 04:34 PM
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Poster
Check out the necklace on that!!
[youtube]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WVSRWPaSMx8[/youtube]
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