Meant to be going out tonight

[Biggles]

I think Squeamous said part deux of the weekend was to be spent using Yoga or something else to remain calm and not strangle her parents (which would be a dismal thing to do to her dad on fathers day )

[Skweeky]

What did you get for father's day Les?

[The-Stig]

get your father a new mother

[Biggles]

What did you get for father's day Les?

A couple of cards and a rather nice bottle of wine. Works for me

[CrabGirl]

I've got two dads and they are both rubbish so I'm not calling either of them.

[The-Stig]

are you virgin mary

[Sextent]

I've got two dads and they are both rubbish so I'm not calling either of them.

[Squeamous]

I'm back! Yeah, had to visit my parents on Saturday, and I could have done without the four hour train journey to be honest.

Anyway, went out because I already let my friend down recently and didn't have the stomach to again. Glad I did go because it was brilliant! Even if I did get a poor man's Ronaldo trying to dry hump me on the dance floor . Ah, the old girl's still able to pull mingers.....I haven't lost it .

[frottage]

How was the visit with your folks? I'm guessing they didn't have internets?? Mine's always like "there's something wrong with the computer so it might not work for you" pffftt n00bs

[Squeamous]

Yes they have the internet, but they get confused easily. I had to take my dad through buying on Amazon while I was there and he doesn't think he can do it alone still, so I must be a crap teacher. I'm not allowed to use it anyway. Last time I was there I turned the monitor off when I'd finished through force of habit and they spent 3 days trying to work out why the computer wouldn't work . Being there is like losing touch with civilisation .