Crabgirl's Wine Poem Thread

[JPaul]

I would have no option but to cry "WAHEY!"

[Old Geezer]

As promised...

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Champagne, Merlot or Beaujolais Nouveau,
Port wine or Riesling, Cognac or Bordeaux.
Chianti or Shiraz or white Zinfandel,
Armagnac, Burgundy or Sauvignon Blanc.
I know all about wine, I'm quite the connoisseur,
I'll tell you all about them, 'til my words begin to slur.
Drinking wine is good for you it doesn't make you queer,
And you don't get the massive gut you get from drinking beer.
When I drink my wine, I'm cool, sophisticated,
Even though my liver's getting dry and dessicated.
I like to drink wine and I drink it every night,
Even though when I wake up my mouth tastes like shite.

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What an asinine attempt at poetry and as usual can't spell shit.

Even though when I wake up my mouth tastes like shite

[The Flying Cow]

What an asinine attempt at poetry and as usual can't spell shit.

Tum, ta-da-dum, tu-dum...











The best poem was clearly Squeam's, IMO.

[brotherdoobie]

Heres mine:

Ode To Wine

Drink it or do something else.


-bd

[Mr. Mulder]

Yup.

So saying "I've got a nice semillion for you" always raises an eyebrow.

have you got a wine called fullonrager?

[Barbarossa]

As promised...

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Champagne, Merlot or Beaujolais Nouveau,
Port wine or Riesling, Cognac or Bordeaux.
Chianti or Shiraz or white Zinfandel,
Armagnac, Burgundy or Sauvignon Blanc.
I know all about wine, I'm quite the connoisseur,
I'll tell you all about them, 'til my words begin to slur.
Drinking wine is good for you it doesn't make you queer,
And you don't get the massive gut you get from drinking beer.
When I drink my wine, I'm cool, sophisticated,
Even though my liver's getting dry and dessicated.
I like to drink wine and I drink it every night,
Even though when I wake up my mouth tastes like shite.

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What an asinine attempt at poetry and as usual can't spell shit.

Even though when I wake up my mouth tastes like shite

Let's see your attempt at a poem then, misery-guts

[Mr. Mulder]

my name is Old Geezer,
everyone here will out live me
something that rhymes with geezer

[Mr. Mulder]

Beaver, beaver rhymes with geezer

[The Flying Cow]

Don't mess with the Old Geezer
He's got his head up his ma's Beaver
Hard as he may try, he cannay leave her
So much so he's caught hay fever
He's a failed achiever
And clearly not a believer
in the rhyming powers of barbarella

He's a runt cunt
On a neverending hunt
for some cawk
As he has a blunt
end, where his cawk used to be

[Alien5]

crabirl sits on the floor thinking about the poem drinking her wine.

old geezer walks past in a grumpy mood with his bollocks dragging along the carpet.

eewwwwwwww...