Crabgirl's Wine Poem Thread

[Disme]

my name is Old Geezer,
everyone here will out live me
something that rhymes with geezer

Ok ... here we go...

My name is Old geezer,
everyone here will out live me.
Better put my sorry old ass in the freezer.

Next ...

[Detale]

In the freezer I will stay
until they take me away
to the retirement home
where I'll be all alone
watched for slips and falls
tripping on my saggy balls

next...

[Skiz]

What an asinine attempt at poetry and as usual can't spell shit.

Even though when I wake up my mouth tastes like shite

Let's see your attempt at a poem then, misery-guts

I'm surprised you didn't knock that one out of the park.