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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
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    Omg...I had one like that once! Did you cum in your sleep?
    I have that dream sometimes! It's bloody great.
    Do you sometimes get the orgasm bit on a loop? It's annoying when you get the preamble on a loop and then wake up

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
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    I wonder if men ever dream they have a vagina?

    Mulder?
    i dream i have one sitting on my face, is that the same thing?
    That's ghost rape. My dad had that once....it tried to put its ghostly appendage in his bottom. I think he was dreaming .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    My OH has gone away, so I have no-one to look after. As such I haven't had a square meal for 3 days, am slightly pissed and today caught myself eating porridge out of the pan to 'save on washing up', while blowing all my cash on internet shopping and searching Youporn.

    If there's much more to it than that I'd like to hear it
    Only slightly pissed ? Amateur

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    I wonder if men ever dream they have a vagina?

    Mulder?
    i dream i have one sitting on my face, is that the same thing?
    Close enough I think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    I wonder if men ever dream they have a vagina?

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    I dream that I have big bouncy girl breast - every night.
    That would be the most awesome thing ever.

    -bd
    Last edited by brotherdoobie; 06-22-2008 at 11:22 PM.

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    taking off your shirt in public getting attention for a quarter of a second and then people thinking whatever, not having to give a ... if you wore the same outfit good god twice in the same week. Being a guy and an awesome guy in that ftw!

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    Quote Originally Posted by brotherdoobie View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Skweeky View Post
    I wonder if men ever dream they have a vagina?

    Mulder?
    I dream that I have big bouncy girl breast - every night.
    That would be the most awesome thing ever.

    -bd
    Makes a change from turkey schnitzel I suppose

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    My OH has gone away, so I have no-one to look after. As such I haven't had a square meal for 3 days, am slightly pissed and today caught myself eating porridge out of the pan to 'save on washing up', while blowing all my cash on internet shopping and searching Youporn.

    If there's much more to it than that I'd like to hear it
    It's irresponsible to leave a woman to cope on her own.

    What if you'd needed to open a jar in an emergency, or if a spider had invaded your bathroom.

    You'd have had to get AllenS to come round or something.

    Actually, Benchez would probably be a surer bet

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    I am an expert at opening jars.
    Now go away.

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    Spiders tho'. Get the fuck out of here.
    Now go away.

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