An outrage!!!

[brotherdoobie]

I prefer Whiskey over Scotch. I've always had a soft spot for Bushmills. (Ulcer)?
However, they're both tasty.

-bd

tried last week the bushmills single mult 12 , fucking exellent

Good man. I like you already.


-bd

[tralalala]

Finished our Glenmorangie Friday night.. Am wondering which to open next - Crown Royal, or Hankey Bannister or Ballantines.

[zedex]

wow crown royal ! invite me in tralalala - me love you long time

[The Flying Cow]

Finished a bottle of Glenfiddich after a couple pints and absynthe the night before last.

Woke up in bed but I didn't know how I got there.

-Sherman

//sweepedit: Go for the Ballantines triloli

[tralalala]

Absynthe... Bloody hell that shit is nasty. Did you dilute it at all?

[The Flying Cow]

Well I didn't ask for it. We were in a shitey club and she asked for an absynthe with apple juice - she knew the barman or whatnot.

Then she proffered me it. I presume she wanted me well drunk for a late-night shag in her house where we ended up. But I was just too drunk by the time I was having the third glass of her mother's tasty whiskey with coca-cola.

The absynthe tasted quite nice in the mixture, to be perfectly honest.

-Sherman

[The Flying Cow]

Oh and there was vodka-redbull too.

I guess it all got a little out of hand.

-Sherman

[tralalala]

Jesus.. You went a little berserk didn't ya? Is she hawt at least?

[chalice]

No ways is she hawt. True story.

She tried to get him drunk so he'd get the beer-goggles on and be willing to slip her the message. Absinthe makes the heart grow fonder and all that. (I'll get me coat).

She is also stupid if she didn't realise that the more pished you get a bloke, the less likely it is he's gonna perform.

So, ugly and stupid then. Sherman, you stud you.

[The Flying Cow]

She is funny, sophisticated, and very attractive, yes. But she's hard to get, or at least she plays that part.

If I find her out again I might give it a second shot.

But for now there is other fruit in the basket.

-Sherman