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    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    It's clearly the dresses fault and not yours CG. Tell it to fix up or GTFO.
    If the bride didnt have her heart set on that one I'd have kicked the living shit out of it in the changing room. As it is she's my best friend and has been for 15 years so whatever she wants, she'll get. She's lucky I love her just a teeny bit more than I hate the fecking dress.
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    Fair enough.

    I still think the dress should be the one that has to go through pain, not you. If that's what it takes to make the relationship work.
    Now go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    do you have an exercise ball? cos hip extensions >*
    No I don't. May consider investing. Also will have to resume Yoga as is awesome for toning. Spose is an excuse to stop being so fecking lazy. :reluctantly admits she's done very little exercise recently:
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    Quote Originally Posted by CrabGirl View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    do you have an exercise ball? cos hip extensions >*
    No I don't. May consider investing. Also will have to resume Yoga as is awesome for toning. Spose is an excuse to stop being so fecking lazy. :reluctantly admits she's done very little exercise recently:
    get a reebok 65cm one, the cheaper ones come with rubish pumps and aren't as good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Mulder View Post
    hips are perhaps the sexiest part on a woman after bewbs.
    You can say that again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr.sharer View Post
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    Feck off. Firstly I don't need to loose 50 pounds, and secondly I suppose you are perfect are you? No little nagging things about your body you are unhappy with? No? Then yahoo for you. You must be really fucking happy about that.
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    Sorry if this is a bit blokeish but can't you have the dress altered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JPaul View Post
    Sorry if this is a bit blokeish but can't you have the dress altered.
    That may have to happen as a last resort yes.

    Spoke to bride earlier and shes got a miracle worker seamstress. Don't get me wrong I'm not some bulbous couch sized lady, I've got a fairly normal sized waist but stupidly proportioned hips and tits and dresses just don't fit. I think the poor seamstress will have her work cut out.

    its pretty much that colour.
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    Stay just the way you are and get it fucking altered.

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