I'd watch your kneecaps. Herve Villechaize look-a-likes obviously have issues.
I'd watch your kneecaps. Herve Villechaize look-a-likes obviously have issues.
Nah...she is reputed at one time to have been rather larger than she is now, but it was long enough ago no one remembers - or so they say.
She may indeed have been much larger at one time, but that might have only made her as tall as her shortest daughter (the 4'8" one).
I like hugging short people, but it sure is easier to do while seated.![]()
"Researchers have already cast much darkness on the subject, and if they continue their investigations, we shall soon know nothing at all about it."
-Mark Twain
5ft 10 isn't normal! You're an Amazon!
Tall women have big babies you know![]()
earl
A guy at work just had his first baby - well, his missus did. He is 6 foot and she is five foot and their baby boy was a massive 11lb. The poor woman needed many stiches and a blood transfusion afterwards.
I'd prefer to be taller definatly. I hate being short. People take the piss all the time and I can't see over people's heads in crowds. I spend my life staring at armpits or chests, and whilst some might think this is a good thing, it really isn't. It sucks.
This pump dispenses gasoline, a fossil fuel. People who believe fossils are not real should put something else in their tanks.
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But small people are cute. I like to pat their heads affectionately...they love that.
Good on your friend's missus for passing the monster baby naturally though Crabby. Mind you I don't suppose she knew how big it was beforehand. That whole thing terrifies me. If I didn't know better I'd take childbirth for the plot of a horror/scifi movie.
blood transfusion? stitches?
Well... they say that women with big feet have easier labours because of the size of their pelvis. I hope this is true cause I'm an 8.5.
The other day the husband decided it would be a good idea to offer someone to come and watch the birth.
I mean, what the fuck???![]()
To clarify; I told both of them to get the fuck and go and get a national geographic video if they wanted to see people giving birth.
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