Alexa Chung

[brotherdoobie]

I was expecting something better.

Really?



-bd

[chalice]

I was expecting something better.

Really?



-bd

Well it couldn't have been much worse.

All the fight has gone out of him. Can't even get decent rod going these days.

[The Flying Cow]

Get a job.

I s'pose I could rob you and yours instead, come to think of it.

-Sherman

[chalice]

Get a job.

I s'pose I could rob you and yours instead, come to think of it.

-Sherman

Good luck with that.

You can have my kids too if you like.

Then you will know suffering. Oh yes, suffering will be your new name.

[Skweeky]

[chalice]

Stop at one, Skweeks, you mark my words.

One is romantic and cute and relatively inexpensive.

Three is just taking the piss. True story.

[The Flying Cow]

But one means he'll be a spoilt prick.

There's nothing like having brothers/sisters in this corrupted, foul world.

-Sherman

[chalice]

But one means he'll be a spoilt prick.

There's nothing like having brothers/sisters in this corrupted, foul world.

-Sherman

Sherman, all siblings do is create a hierarchy of abuse.

My 11 year old feels that it is his sacred duty to annoy the fuck out of his 7 year old sister. The 7 year old, spurred by this annoyance, passes down purgatory to her 3 year old brother. The 3 year old then comes winging to me so I can mete out paternal ire upon the other 2.

It's a vicious circle of pain and spins like a spinning thing down into eternity.

I fucking hate Sundays.

[The Flying Cow]

Think all this pain and suffering isn't for nothing. That should keep your morals up.

Your son's sons will grow to have uncles/aunts and a good solid family-base to fall back on, should they need to later. It's also more fun and games, and means family gatherings won't be just the one son, you lot (chastice and chalicia), and the son's eventual children.

Think how boring that would be.

It sucks that me dad had no brothers/sisters. No uncles/aunts on his side, and he was evidently spoiled to the teeth.

Sundays are the best. Relaxation and that. I've never worked on a Sunday (back when I had a job), and it'll stay that way.

-Sherman

[chalice]

My mum had nine siblings. 7 sisters and 2 brothers. All good for fuck all.

The upshot of this is that I've got about a brazillion cousins. Most of those have kids now.

I hate them all with varying degrees of intensity. Bunch of cunts the lot of them.

Or maybe it's just me.