Alexa Chung

[The Flying Cow]

Well that can't be helped. Maybe if they weren't coonts you'd like 'em more?

Or maybe it's you as well as them.

What do I know.

On me mother's side there's also the children of a particular uncle/aunt that I detest, all of them, as well as their parents. Nevertheless, there is another aunt (sister of this uncle prick I just mentioned) whose kids (me cousins) I like, they're cool fookers.

There's always a gray duckling. But usually there's something you can spare in there. Usually.

-Sherman

[Proper Bo]

Can't even get decent rod going these days.

I've heard you can get special tablets for that, like.

[chalice]

Can't even get decent rod going these days.

I've heard you can get special tablets for that, like.

My mate gave me one. One of them tablets like. Not a cawk up the sphincter.

Haven't taken it. Took one ages ago. It's alright for about an hour but it gets fucking tedious after a while. Hitting it with a hammer doesn't work btw.

[Proper Bo]

I'll bear that in mind for when I'm old and my cawk doesn't work properly.

[chalice]

I'll bear that in mind for when I'm old and my cawk doesn't work properly.

Bear it in mind for when you're totally pished and missy is feeling amorous.

It's a bastard trying to have a piss, though.

[Proper Bo]

I'll bear that in mind for when I'm old and my cawk doesn't work properly.

Bear it in mind for when you're totally pished and missy is feeling amorous.

It's a bastard trying to have a piss, though.

I'm not sure why I'd be needing to piss when she's feeling amorous, like

and my cawk works fine even when pished, thankyou very much

[chalice]

Bear it in mind for when you're totally pished and missy is feeling amorous.

It's a bastard trying to have a piss, though.

I'm not sure why I'd be needing to piss when she's feeling amorous, like

and my cawk works fine even when pished, thankyou very much

You sexual athlete you.

After a bottle of wine, I'm nobody's.

[The Flying Cow]

Proper pished things usually take a long time to reach a conclusion on my end. If they reach the conclusion, that is.

-Sherman

[Something Else]

Shagging sober > Shagging on most drugs in my experience.

[The Flying Cow]

So I've been told.

Will try.

-Sherman