View Poll Results: No money, no food. What to do?

Voters
22. You may not vote on this poll
  • STFU Manker

    4 18.18%
  • Eat the Tesco's Bakery Section

    4 18.18%
  • Invite myself to a mate's for dinner

    7 31.82%
  • Supress my appetite with nicotine

    3 13.64%
  • Do something else (post explanation)

    4 18.18%
Page 3 of 13 FirstFirst 123456 ... LastLast
Results 21 to 30 of 127

Thread: No food, no money.

  1. #21
    222MHz's Avatar Poster
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    180
    Go to Costco and have as many samples as you can before they ask you to leave or buy something.. Then go to Sam's Club and do the same. Then you can try Publix, Winn-Dixi, Albertsons or whatever chain stores are near you.

  2. Lounge   -   #22
    The Flying Cow's Avatar windowlicker BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    al-Uxbuna
    Posts
    2,033
    Quote Originally Posted by tralalala View Post
    Moran, I thought the only reason for making and maintaining a BT trackery thingybob is to make teh moneyz...
    Not the only reason..

    In case you hadn't observed, his place isn't exactly a money-making manufactory.

    True story?

    -Sherman

  3. Lounge   -   #23
    tralalala's Avatar The Almighty
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Posts
    5,437
    Yes it is. He is teh pimz of the online prostitution industry.


    @222terahertz - He lives in the UK.. They don't get shitty places like Costco there

  4. Lounge   -   #24
    chalice's Avatar ____________________
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Posts
    10,458
    A social experiment once tired in Ireland could be the answers to your undernourished prayers, Benjamin.

    Eat and drink only at wakes and funerals. Peruse the daily paper and mark which funeral you wish to attend. Amble along to said burial and flicker in the background availing of free pints and sundry death-snacks.

    Win.

  5. Lounge   -   #25
    Something Else's Avatar sex a wolf in a bag BT Rep: +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Addicted to placebos
    Posts
    11,863
    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Hows the fuck are you skint anyways, Benjamin?

    You're like a wopped out. tree-hugging Bill Gates minus the twatitude kinda cunt.

    N'est pas?

    Thanks. I think.

    My 'homeless' mate has been kipping in my living room for a couple of weeks as my missus was away. Not only did the cunt eat all my food, but I came in today and he was checking his shares on the stockmarket with my internets.
    He was also writing shemales to his tennant in his flat in Germany.

    KeyLogger FTW.
    Now go away.

  6. Lounge   -   #26
    Something Else's Avatar sex a wolf in a bag BT Rep: +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Addicted to placebos
    Posts
    11,863
    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    A social experiment once tired in Ireland could be the answers to your undernourished prayers, Benjamin.

    Eat and drink only at wakes and funerals. Peruse the daily paper and mark which funeral you wish to attend. Amble along to said burial and flicker in the background availing of free pints and sundry death-snacks.

    Win.
    Do I get to chat-up the widowers too.
    Now go away.

  7. Lounge   -   #27
    Something Else's Avatar sex a wolf in a bag BT Rep: +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70BT Rep +70
    Join Date
    Mar 2007
    Location
    Addicted to placebos
    Posts
    11,863
    Quote Originally Posted by enoughfakefiles View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    I scraped together some 5p's from the penny jar.

    /off down the chippy.
    We do live if you can get something for 5p down the chippy
    I've been, returned, eaten the small portion of chips. £1.30. Now i'm even hungrier.
    Now go away.

  8. Lounge   -   #28
    222MHz's Avatar Poster
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    180
    You could go fishing.. You are on an island right?

  9. Lounge   -   #29
    tralalala's Avatar The Almighty
    Join Date
    May 2003
    Posts
    5,437
    1 pound thirty? I'd buy a whole loaf of bread with that instead.

  10. Lounge   -   #30
    The Flying Cow's Avatar windowlicker BT Rep: +10BT Rep +10
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    al-Uxbuna
    Posts
    2,033
    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    Do I get to chat-up the widowers too.
    You mean funeral crashing.



    -Sherman

Page 3 of 13 FirstFirst 123456 ... LastLast

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •