I am going to come in my pants

[Mr JP Fugley]

No, me neither. I like to keep an open mind and he's a bit too anti for me. He's sure there is no God and I'm happy to say there isn't until proven otherwise.

My parents had a funny mix of religiousness and irreligiousness, but were bigger on personal morality than answering to a higher being. I think what sealed it for me was when my dad baptised me in the River Jordan when I was 14 and I was furious and it felt really really wrong. Follow your heart whatever it tells you I guess.

Was that the purpoise of the journey or did your dad seize a romantic opportunity/whim?

Woah, that's going too far chav one.

[chalice]

Was that the purpoise of the journey or did your dad seize a romantic opportunity/whim?

Woah, that's going too far chav one.

Been re-reading Lolita recently.

Latent cuntibilty abounds.

[Mr JP Fugley]

[Squeamous]

There was you just having a wee paddle as well.

Running water tends to have that effect on me

[Squeamous]

Was that the purpoise of the journey or did your dad seize a romantic opportunity/whim?

Was your dad truly religious or merely spiritual/romantic?

Or was he a cunt?

He called it a 'pilgrimage'. I reminded him that I distinctly remembered him slagging off my nan the year before for only getting back into religion when she was old and frightened and how he'd said he'd never do that, but then I was drowned out by the water . I think it was a spur of the moment thing. They call it 'Jerusalem syndrome' I think. He's probably quite spiritual. I think sometimes rational people want to believe but can't, and it causes them unhappiness.

[Squeamous]

Been re-reading Lolita recently.

Latent cuntibilty abounds.

Is the book better than the film?

[Mr JP Fugley]

There was you just having a wee paddle as well.

Running water tends to have that effect on me

[Something Else]

Been re-reading Lolita recently.

Latent cuntibilty abounds.

Is the book better than the film?

It depends on whether you need the visual stimulant.

[Squeamous]

I am a female, it's not usually necessary

[chalice]

Been re-reading Lolita recently.

Latent cuntibilty abounds.

Is the book better than the film?

Infinitely, if you're a lover of language. That novel, despite the subject matter, is a slap in the face for the English language.

Personally, I don't think Kubrick was nearly successful, like.

Still, David Lynch says it's his favourite movie ever so...

So?

Exactly.