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    Disme's Avatar I'm Belgian BT Rep: +7BT Rep +7
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    Nothing better than a good and hearthy bowel-chat during lunch time.

    Colon Cleanse: How Much Do You Know?
    Q: Everyone should have at least one bowel movement every day.
    A: The correct answer is "false".
    Although one or more bowel movements is considered ideal by many natural health practitioners, if you exercise and are getting enough fiber and water in your diet, it is still considered normal to miss a day here and there. In some cases, fiber supplements may help, but forcing bowel movements by using stimulant laxatives (for example, laxative teas) is not recommended.
    An ideal bowel movement is medium brown, the color of plain cardboard. It leaves the body easily with no straining or discomfort.

    It should have the consistency of toothpaste, and be approximately 4 to 8 inches long.

    Stools should enter the water smoothly and slowly fall once it reaches the water. There should be little gas or odor
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    poo smells really really bad if i dont poo for a day

    shit
    wear a condom all the time , yes at all times

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    My daughter is refusing to poo, by the way. It's since we started trying to potty train her.

    She hasn't had a poo for 4 days, and is clearly really uncomfortable, but still refuses to do so.

    She won't even poo if we put a nappy back on her.

    Can we talk about this instead? I assume ben is at least potty trained....

    Requires laxative and a wee bit of distraction.
    Now go away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    My daughter is refusing to poo, by the way. It's since we started trying to potty train her.

    She hasn't had a poo for 4 days, and is clearly really uncomfortable, but still refuses to do so.

    She won't even poo if we put a nappy back on her.

    Can we talk about this instead? I assume ben is at least potty trained....
    but the tv in front of the pot and set her on it, and let her watch until its taken care of.
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    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    Requires laxative and a wee bit of distraction.
    Hmmm ... guess I'm just another name on your ignore list.

    Quote Originally Posted by Me View Post
    but forcing bowel movements by using stimulant laxatives (for example, laxative teas) is not recommended.
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    Quote Originally Posted by benchez View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Barbarossa View Post
    My daughter is refusing to poo, by the way. It's since we started trying to potty train her.

    She hasn't had a poo for 4 days, and is clearly really uncomfortable, but still refuses to do so.

    She won't even poo if we put a nappy back on her.

    Can we talk about this instead? I assume ben is at least potty trained....

    Requires laxative and a wee bit of distraction.
    Indeed, that seems like the way to go.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    Is that what I have to look forward to?

    And who let Barbie have kids ffs???

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    Mrs Barbie presumablement.

    Oh and yes, that's the type of thing you have to look forward to.
    "there is nothing misogynistic about anything, stop trippin.
    i type this way because im black and from nyc chill son "

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    Skweeky's Avatar Manker's web totty
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    Hmmmm...

    Is it to late to trade it in for a Nintendo Wii?



    just kidding btw
    Last edited by Skweeky; 08-12-2008 at 06:57 PM.

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    I was just packing up my Wii when I spotted the yellow text.
    Now go away.

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