If jack helped you off your horse

**Skweeky** · 10-26-2008, 06:49 PM

Originally Posted by benchez

OK, thanks for that. Are there any less sick ones.

You asked

**Skweeky** · 10-26-2008, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by JPaul

Yeah, how come you had to drop out of the after dinner raconteur circuit.

I don't know...

Last night I was telling an entertaining story about an entonox fuelled party I once went to. People laughed.

**Mr. Mulder** · 10-26-2008, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by Skweeky

Well... this one time I was walking down the corridor with my wee trolley and this old lady walked up to me and gave me a tenner. She pointed at her room and started apologising profusely about the mess in there. She also explained the reception had moved her to a different room.

She then went on to explain her husband had caught a stomach bug and had been 'very ill throughout the night'

When I walked into the room there was a trail of shit going from the bed to the bathroom. The bathroom was literally covered in the stuff. It was on the ceiling.
I mean... how the hell do you get it to splatter on the fucking ceiling???

that guys awesome!