I'm from Belfast, like but I'm actually living about 30 miles outside. A wee town called Lurgan.
The missus is from here originally and we moved down about 4 years ago. It's full of fucking twats. Having said that, anybody from Belfast thinks anybody from the rest of Ireland is a fucking twat. The Lurganite fuckers bashed my head in one night when I was coming home from the pub.
Buckfast is nicknamed Lurgan champagne. You can get it in the optics in the pub near me, like. Spraying yourself with deodorant is called a Lurgan shower. True story. Fucking hillbilly, redneck inbred cunts.
no rly, we do
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
A night in a police cell is a glaswegian siesta too.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
Fuck sake, who would have thought it
We never even mention New Castle.
We get lots of rangers fans down here on the piss, like.
As long as I've got a face
You've got a place to sit
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