Toilet Seat Up Or Down?

[MetroStars]

Me i always have the Toilet Seat up, i even have it up when i take a dump...

I just hover over the bowel....

[Barbarossa]

Originally posted by MetroStars@9 September 2003 - 13:24
Me i always have the Toilet Seat up, i even have it up when i take a dump...

I just hover over the bowel....

The art of hovering is a great nack to learn, especially if you have to take a dump in a railway station.

Anywhere else, if I get told to lower the seat, I make a point of loweing the lid too, so they still have to put some effort into it.

[fugley]

None of this is a problem for Mr Fugley he just does it in his pants!!

[El_Jefe]

Just go outside and piss on the roses. That's what real men do.

[Suicyco247]

Anywhere else, if I get told to lower the seat, I make a point of loweing the lid too, so they still have to put some effort into it.

Yes, this is my solution as well, and you know what? Still got bitched at.

If you leave the seat up, they fall in.
If you put the seat down, they swear you pissed on it.
If you put the lid and seat down, they want to know why you can't just put the seat down and leave the lid up.
In other words you can't win, pick a better battle instead.

[summerlinda]

Originally posted by Suicyco247@9 September 2003 - 16:29

Anywhere else, if I get told to lower the seat, I make a point of loweing the lid too, so they still have to put some effort into it.

Yes, this is my solution as well, and you know what? Still got bitched at.

If you leave the seat up, they fall in.
If you put the seat down, they swear you pissed on it.
If you put the lid and seat down, they want to know why you can't just put the seat down and leave the lid up.
In other words you can't win, pick a better battle instead.

I feel for you

Who cares if its up or down.
If its down pull it up, if its up, put it down, i dont care to pull it up or put it down, its not like one gets a hernia from doing that

[Spindulik]

Originally posted by Billy_Dean@9 September 2003 - 06:33
...the missus had left the seat down. I ended up pissing all over the floor! ...

I never had a problem, even when the seat is down! But when the LID is down, that's a problem.

I got bitched at once, when I left the lid down. The misus went to use the toilet at night and had to get up again to open the lid.

You get in trouble for leaving the seat up and you get in trouble for leaving the lid down.


You know what I hate? Toilet seat covers! The carpeted kind. The lid and seat fall down during mid piss. You have to kind of prop up the lid with a knee and aim at an angle. A woman must have invented the fancy cover.

[Suicyco247]

You know what I hate? Toilet seat covers! The carpeted kind. The lid and seat fall down during mid piss. You have to kind of prop up the lid with a knee and aim at an angel. A woman must have invented the fancy cover.

Preaching to the choir there brother, I think we've(men anyways) all been there.

[clocker]

Originally posted by MetroStars@9 September 2003 - 07:24


I just hover over the bowel....

Quite a feat, that.

[Snee]

Originally posted by clocker+9 September 2003 - 20:28--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clocker @ 9 September 2003 - 20:28)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-MetroStars@9 September 2003 - 07:24


I just hover over the bowel....

Quite a feat, that. [/b][/quote]
I&#39;m hoping he means "bowl".