A girl ate up her parents.What is she?
An Orphan
A girl ate up her parents.What is she?
An Orphan
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel around his dick. The bartender says "Damn, thats gotta be uncomfortable." The pirate says "AARRRR!! Its been drivin' me nuts all day!"
why do women fake orgasms?
because they think men care!!! B)
cawk
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joops that joke wasn't shit it was good.
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why do girafes have long necks
cos there feet stink
Poster
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OK so its the shit joke section!
Why is shit tapered?
So that the jaws of your arse dont shut with a bang!
The best way to keep a secret:- Tell everyone not to tell anyone.
What is so large that it takes up both sides of the family?
Ya mum
what you call a man with a nob on his head?
dick, what else.
what did the ram say to his missus when she told him to get up off his ass?
f*ck ewe. get it.
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