don't be so harsh on yourself...Originally posted by Wolfmight@16 September 2003 - 23:33
When you give your girlfriend a french kiss
- Remember those lips have been on a dick also
don't be so harsh on yourself...Originally posted by Wolfmight@16 September 2003 - 23:33
When you give your girlfriend a french kiss
- Remember those lips have been on a dick also
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<span style='font-size:14pt;line-height:100%'>Wayne Rooney - A thug and a thief</span>
don't be so harsh on yourself... [/b][/quote]Originally posted by 3rd gen noob+16 September 2003 - 17:40--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (3rd gen noob @ 16 September 2003 - 17:40)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Wolfmight@16 September 2003 - 23:33
When you give your girlfriend a french kiss
- Remember those lips have been on a dick also
what if she cheating on you
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A average person comes in contact with 18 penises from touching other people. Hands face ex.
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You swallow an average of 4 pubic hairs a day.
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So if u bump into someone, u bumped into everyone they had sex with?
When eating fast food
- Remember the people that cook the food are very lazy.. just think of what they do wrong!
When takeing a bath
- Remember that you may be lying in your own crap. (the particles wash away from your black-hole)
When mowing down on a big, fat, juicy hotdog...
-Remember that the Food and Drug Administration allows 7 rat hairs for every one hot dog, and the companies are only charged as failing to be in compliance with health codes and regulations when there are 8 rat hairs.. ..
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