1. The first night I met you, I thought you had a big butt.(this one isn't made up I actually said it someone before)
2. Wow, that's the worst haircut I've ever seen, did you do it yourself or did a barber do it?
3. How many guys have you been with?
4. Pay for the date? I thought you were from Europe! Be independent, woman.
5. Your vibrator is dirty.
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