5 Things Never To Say To A Woman

[james_bond_rulez]

Originally posted by MediaSlayer@17 September 2003 - 05:44
james_bond_rulez-boy you really like this thread don't cha?
but seriously, muscleman said a good one it was so obvious I missed it B)

finally I said it...

been holding it up inside for a very LONG time...

[balamm]

You **** funny.

**** does that better than you.

Would you mind if I picked you up a douche on the way home?

Have you ever considered using a douche?

You are a douche!

[Riddler]

Unless you have an incurable, always fatal illness, I'd advise against allowing the following remarks to even enter your mind.......let alone escape your lips in the presence of a female................women are psychic you know !

1) No sweetheart, that dress doesn't make your ass look too big........your fat ass does.

2) Wow, you look pretty good for the age you'll be in about 10 years from now.

3) Of course I love you........I just f**ked you didn't I ?

[DG_Thugga]

Originally posted by MediaSlayer@17 September 2003 - 04:53
1. The first night I met you, I thought you had a big butt.(this one isn't made up I actually said it someone before)

As a compliment, or negatively? 'Cause big ones are not necessarily bad at all...

[ichibanarky]

If you guys aren't already single....you're gonna be soon

[Lilmiss]

ichi, they can say what they like....we still spit in their beer.

[4play]

3) Of course I love you........I just f**ked you didn't I ?

i said something along those lines to my ex

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Originally posted by lilmiss@18 September 2003 - 00:16
ichi, they can say what they like....we still spit in their beer. 

but we know what you are spitting out.............

[ichibanarky]

Originally posted by HeavyMetalParkingLot@18 September 2003 - 00:17

but we know what you are spitting out.............

And that doesn't concern you?????????

[HeavyMetalParkingLot]

Originally posted by ichibanarky+18 September 2003 - 00:20--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ichibanarky @ 18 September 2003 - 00:20)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-HeavyMetalParkingLot@18 September 2003 - 00:17

but we know what you are spitting out.............

And that doesn&#39;t concern you????????? [/b][/quote]
yer not too playful in the bedroom, no?